Kamus ASLISOROBOYO !!

dan lagilagi saya posting about ASLI SUROBOYO . yap , you must know of Suroboyo Culture , 
berikut kamuskamus aneh yg saya copykan dari twitter @asliSuroboyo CUK . cekiprot!!



- Mukiyo's napkin = Gombal Mukiyo


- SMOKE ON THE WATER = banyu umob




- YOUR TEETH HAD YELLOW COLOUR : UNTUMU GIDALEN


- soy bean cake under pressure = tempe penyet 


- PUP ON PANTIES = NGGEMBOL


- Your teeth is offside = Untumu Njepat alias mrongos


- OUTSTANDING = NGADEK NANG NJOBO (disetrap)


- EAT DRY RICE = mangan karak


- KITE GO WITH THE WIND = LAYANGAN TEBAL


- the bamboo matting face = Rai Gedhek


- enemy on the gate = musuhe wes tekan gapuro


- MORNING CALL OF STOMACH = kebelet ngeseng isuk2


- OVERSLEPT IN THE MARKET WITH CABBAGE AS A PILLOW = turu pasar bantalan gobis


- THE BEARD MEAT = EMPAL BREWOK


- YOUR LIPS IS BIG = LAMBEMU NDOMBLE


- FISH TUNA IN A LEAVES = Brengkesan pindang


- DON'T ACID = JANGAN ASEM


- Your Wet Underwear = Sempakmu teles


- YOUR FECES LEANS = telekmu senden


- FRUIT SALAD WITH COW NOSE= RUJAK CINGUR 


- The Lord of The Rings = juragan Akik alias Tessy


- DON'T CLEAR = JANGAN BENING


- YOUR FACE DAMN = raimu nggateli


- ZINK UNDERWEAR : SEMPAK SENG


- can't stand without you = ga ono koen ga iso ngadeg


- YOUR HEAD IS CHIPPED : ndasmu pethal


- YELLOW SUBMARINE = Kapal Selam Kuning = TAEK 


- YOUR 'TOOK' FRUIT EXPLODE ! : buah tookkmu sempal !


- THROWING BIG WATER = Buang air besar = NGESENG


- Theater of monkey : Tandak bedhes 


- YOUR TEETH HAVE A SPACE = UNTUMU BOGANG


- Laptop = lap (gombal) - top (ndukur) Laptop = gombal nang ndukur 


- JAM PUT = ndekek selai


- YOUR HEAD IS DAMAGED = NDASMU SEMPAL 


- MOTHERFUCKER = Mbokne ancuk


- CD ROOM > CD (sempak) > ROOM (kamar) = kamare sempak


- LIFEHOUSE = OMAH URIP


- FAT ASS = BOKONG LEMU = bokong sa'rombong pentol


hahahaha , asli kamus diatas gaa bikin saya tambah pinter , malah saya ngguyu terpingkalpingkal. . .